Mastering the Gregorian calendar - or not

I think it was first or second grade when we learned how to spell the months of the year. "February" was the one most likely to stump the booger chewing kids in the back row. In fact, it still stumps many today, as witnessed below. Add two horribly constructed sentences and three other misspellings, including the forever confusing "i before e unless after c" puzzle, and you have a promotion email more laughable than loveable. Thank goodness for the wineries that provided their own images!